Riley, The...Riley

History
No one knows why Riley was ever created, or even if Micheal P. created him. All every one knows is that the second he was brought into creation was a second that should be erased. In fact, Micheal P. did erase that second, but Riley was just created the second after. Riley is now apart of the JV Squad, being the irritating little shit he is, and spends his time poking random people and telling them that he farted.

Abilities
Riley has a vast array of shitty and excruciatingly painful abilities, including:
 * Fartspasmosis - Riley farts, creating a mini vortex into the depths of the Autismate, forcing anyone not from the Autismate to break down into a vicious seizure.
 * Riley - This isn't necessarily an ability, but to explain: Just looking at Riley makes your eyes bleed. Therefore, his existence can be somewhat considered an inhibition to his enemies.
 * Power Poke - Riley pokes at the speed of quinfinity, poking a hole through time and space.
 * Madden NFL - Riley throws his opponent into a Madden NFL game, making them suffer the fate of being both tackled by some sweaty football ai and having to hear Riley say,"TOUCHDOWN!"

Appearance
Riley looks like a short, little white kid that is always trying to say he's Mexican.

Personality
Riley is a person with both the natural talent and goal of being annoying. All he ever thinks about is how to be annoying, Madden, NASCAR, Baseball, and noodle pizza.