Szechuan Kid Articles: A Prequel to the Destruction of McDonald's

Chapter I
Somewhere within an unknown dimension, a disturbance raised within the air. Yes, a disturbance that would cause bedlam, destruction, and horror. A disturbance that not one person in this realm could fathom. This was the start of something that would change this unknown universe as we know it. A man named Justin Roiland had heard what sounded like a high-pitched whistle coming from the outside of his apartment complex. He had been living on the ground floor, so the impact of whatever the object was shook his room. He had just been finished watching The Nutshack when this occurred. Justin raised his head and whispered some silent profanities before standing up to find out what it was. Apartment door opened with one hand and his other within his pants, the man looked to see that his neighbors were outside as well, a row of faces and doors going down the hall. The apartment wasn't in a closed space, the many rooms facing parallel to the parking lot. Moments later, people had been walking around, searching for the source of this object, or what was assumed to be an object.